A SHORT LIST.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN IN THE COMMENTS!
"Betty. Did you eat Duckie's head?"
"Betty, don't eat your brother's poop!"
"Bruce, get out of the dishwasher."
"Bruce, where are your diapers?"
"Betty, why are you licking my feet? Ew, Stop it."
"Bruce. Did you pee inside my shoe?"